"Which is a reason to have friends like me." Jay smiles jokingly, gently pulling Emcee to his feet, tucking everything back in the box.

"Now, the rest of the tour!" Two guest bedrooms and a study with a pretty view of the city. An even larger main bathroom. What the Americans might call a den but Jay has set up with a baby grand piano and a wet bar. Boring utility room with washing machine and all that.

And back to the lounge in time for door to buzz as the pizza arrives.